At coffee shops, when they ask my girlfriend for her name, this is what she says, so the barista can shout it out over the din of other customers. Today the barista seemed pretty amused with it.
imagine merasmus teaching scout to read
never trust guys who think women don’t or can’t play tf2
I’m failing gym still and I’m playing and doing the tests…I think my teacher just hates me because I’m fat :/
Nothing is more nerdier than watching King of the Nerds before driving your way to a convention